July 09, 2009

350 Rans - Week 282

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Gweilo, literally. The end of The End?
From dealing with rude South Africans
to the idiot who stares at me every morning

What is that? 

Is it only me, or have things changed
when those in Finance or Business
were about as thoughtful as a Jon Stewart nemesis

Just our luck, step right up
these are the rulers of the show.

July 02, 2009

350 Rans No. 281

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June 25, 2009

350 Rans No. 280

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Red dominates yellow with hints of green.

June 18, 2009

350 Rans No. 279

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Harikoud spharadi.

June 11, 2009

350 Rans No. 278

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Etude 278

i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wayo
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a puppy and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my cupcakes, hey line up inside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are my balls that live inside me.


June 04, 2009

350 Rans No. 277

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Red. Or what are you going to do with your life?

May 28, 2009

350 Rans No. 276

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Don't get me wrong, I mean, this was the first time. Usually -- maybe this is because I'm a guy -- I'm the first to mention it, you know? But...

But, like, do you think my ass is big?



May 21, 2009

350 Rans No. 275

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On her 5th birthday, she took him to the museum. Here, all the greatest forgeries were behind glass. Here were the masters who copied the masters. These were the ones who could really counterfeit. In the folio, they used words like authentic in sentences she would use when talking about her own relationships -- then again, she was often accused of being pretentious.

She whispered that it was their anniversary. He felt terrible. Because he always forgot. Not that he meant to. He just forgot. It didn't mean much that it was honest, that is, authentic.

"Hey, don't cut yourself," she said as he squeezed his glass of Veuve Clicot. He always did this immolation whenever true commitment was questioned. It was the olde story, that cliché. The pretense that only the deluded somehow suffered well through life. 

"What are you saying," he asked, forcefully squeezing the flute so it sliced his palm and sent his reflection scattering across the floor. 

"I'm saying that you can't always be such a showoff." 

And again she was a flag waving in the wind. Behind them, six buxom brides posed before a stable. A well-groomed cocker spaniel eyed the stunned pheasant that twitched at the foot of his master.

May 14, 2009

350 Rans No. 274

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SEE art.

LOVE art.

FUCK art.

May 07, 2009

350 Rans No. 273

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Core. Core. Encore.
Encore une autre.
STOP! Save Hong Kong's do s and ca s.

The End? 
- Fin - 

Camp in
Campagne dans une compagnie
Campaign, kind of campy

Suck in that core.
Suck. Yes you
You
Suck

(and as a special note to the lady
my how I love the taste of your pussy)

Live tall and proud
Live from Mong Kok (look right)

It's Thursday morning.